Pagal means Mad

Doctor 👨🏻 (from crazy): How did you get Pagal [ Mad] ?


Crazy: I married a widow!

From my young daughter, my father got married!

So my daughter is my daughter 

Tomorrow his house has become daughter!

So that was my sister!

But I was her grandfather!

That is why he was also a resident of my country.

Similarly my son became your grandfather's brother!

And I went to my son's son.

And my father became my son-in-law!

And my son became your grandfather's sister and ...



Doctor: Will you silly me even mad?



!Ha😅Ha😅Ha😅

http://facebook-whatsapp-jokes.blogspot.in/2017/09/pagal-means-mad.html

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डॉक्टर 👨🏻(पागल👱🏽 से) : तुम पागल कैसे हुए?



पागल👱🏽 : मैंने एक विधवा👰🏻 से शादी की!

उसकी जवान बेटी🙋🏻 से मेरे बाप👴🏼 ने शादी की!

तो मेरी वो बेटी🙋🏻 मेरी ही मां🙎🏻 बन गई!

कल उनके🙎🏻👴🏼 घर🏡 बेटी👶🏻 हुई!

तो वह👶🏻 मेरी बहन👶🏻 हुई!

मगर मैं उसकी👶🏻 नानी👰🏻 का शौहर👱🏽 था!

इसलिए वह👶🏻 मेरी👱🏽 नवासी👶🏻 भी हुई।

इसी तरह मेरा👱🏽 बेटा👦🏼 अपनी दादी👰🏻 का भाई👦🏼 बन गया!

और मैं 👱🏽 अपने बेटा👦🏼 का भांजा👱🏽बन गया।

और मेरा👱🏽 बाप👴🏼 मेरा दामाद👴🏼 बन गया!

और मेरा बेटा👦🏼 अपने दादा👴🏼 का साला👦🏼 बन गया और…


डॉक्टर👨🏻 : अबे चुपकर मुझे भी पागल करेगा क्या?



!Ha😅Ha😅Ha😅

http://facebook-whatsapp-jokes.blogspot.in/2017/09/pagal-means-mad.html


###और हां forward करना मत भुलना!






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Doctor 👨🏻 (from crazy): How did you get mad?



Crazy: I married a widow!

From my young daughter, my father got married!

So my daughter is my daughter!

Tomorrow his house has become daughter!

So that was my sister!

But I was her grandfather!

That is why he was also a resident of my country.

Similarly my son became your grandfather's brother!

And I went to my son's son.

And my father became my son-in-law!

And my son became your grandfather's sister and ...


Doctor: Will you silly me even mad?

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