And Finally A Religious Joke Worth Forwarding



And Finally A Religious Joke 😃😃😊😊.... 


Worth Forwarding
 
I went to a Inter-Religion Integration Seminar. 

The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!”

I smiled and told him I was not paralysed.

The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!

I was less amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me.

The Mullah came, took my hands and said, “Insha Allah, you will walk today!”

I snapped at him, “There’s nothing wrong with me”

The Hindu sadhu came and said "Beta, you will walk on your legs today."

I said "Babaji - nothing wrong with my legs"

The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said, “By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!”


I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me.




After the Seminar, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen. 



I believe in all religions now......
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Differences in Thinking And Understanding Worth Farwarding

Differences in Thinking   And Understanding  ! 
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● A Dr. wants every person sick!
● The lawyer wants everyone to be rowdy!
● Police want every man to be aggressive!
● The contractor wants every man to be a laborer.
● The liquor contractor wants every man to be drunk.
● The bank wants every man to be debtor!
● The leader wants every man to be naive and illiterate.
● The priest wants everyone to be drowned in superstition!
● Tantric wants every man to be afraid of ghosts.!
but

There is a Bania  [ Agrawal / Jain BusinessMan ], who always wants, that you are always filling the house and Goddess of wealth, Lakshmi's grace will always remain on you and you keep on buying goods.

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 Come on, respect the "Biao" 💐👏

‼ सोच और समझ में अंतर ‼                           ÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷
●एक डॉ.चाहता है कि हर आदमी बीमार हो.!
●वकील चाहता है कि हर आदमी झगड़ालू हो.!
●पुलिस चाहती है कि हर आदमी जुल्मी हो.!
●ठेकेदार चाहता है कि हर आदमी मजदूर हो.! 
●दारू का ठेकेदार चाहता है कि हर आदमी शराबी हो.! 
●बैंक चाहता है कि हर आदमी कर्जदार हो.! 
●नेता चाहता है कि हर आदमी भोला-भाला और अनपढ़ हो.!
●पुजारी चाहता है कि हर आदमी अन्धविश्वास में डूबा रहे.! 
●तांत्रिक चाहता है कि हर आदमी भूत-प्रेतों से डरता रहे.! 
लेकिन 

एक बनिया ही है, जो हमेशा चाहता है, कि आपका हमेशा घर भरा रहे  और धन की देवी लक्ष्मी की कृपा सदा आप पर बनी रहे और आप माल खरीदते रहै

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 आइए, "बनियो"का सम्मान करें 💐👏
अच्छा लगे तो जरूर शेअर करें।

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Pelling in Sikkimis ahill station well-known for its tranquillity and natural beauty. If you wish to spend some quality time with your partner within an envelope of serene and scenic beauty, Pelling is aperfect choice.Its rich history amplifies the experience. The Sangachoeling Monastery, Rabdantsey Ruins, and Kchehepalri Lake are major attractions here. The panoramic view of Himalayas will leave you in awe of this place.

Ravangla, Sikkim
A beautiful place at an altitude of 7000 ft, Ravangla offers unmatched views of the Himalayas. It’s a great place to explore the culture with your partner. You can buy #Honeymoon keepsakes at Kewzing, an old historic market. Rayong is the Sunrise View Point, where you can gather special moments with your other half.Ravangla is a must visit destination for #Honeymoon couples.


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